ThinkGeek Unveils Tentacuddle Wrap for April Fool's Day 2017

The mermaid blankets are a popular item on retail sites like Amazon and Etsy. ThinkGeek has improved the concept with its new Tentacuddle Wrap. It enables you to escape your humanity and look fantastical as you read a book or relax on the couch.

Release the Kraken. Tentacuddle Wrap: https://t.co/Rd8w6RLulr pic.twitter.com/2eHdtZP87q

— ThinkGeek (@thinkgeek) April 1, 2017

ThinkGeek says the wrap makes you "look like a sea creature." They also say, "Screw being a mermaid - we want tentacles!" Tentacles are clearly better than a mermaid tail. The wrap also keeps you warm. ThinkGeek says the wrap is 95% acrylic and 5% unspeakable evil.

You can find the Tentacuddle Wrap on ThinkGeek. Unfortunately, you cannot buy it because it is not real. ThinkGeek has turned April Fool's items into real products in the past so there is hope that the Tentacuddle will one day be a real product.